Spell check as applied to the 2012 Toronto Blue Jays (and 2013 acquisitions)

[Names taken in order from here. Players who were on last year's team were already done here.]

Jeff Mathis
Anthony Nose
Omar Vesicle
Moises Sierra
Adenine Catchphrase
Man Comes
Ben Francisco
Servitor Realtor

Aaron Leaflet
Drew Unhitch

Darren Oliver
Francisco Camcorder

J.A. App
Chad Jenkins
Aaron Soup
Steve Delayer
Brad Lincoln
Brandon Lyon
Jesse Chavez
Andrew Carpenter
Evan Crawford
Robert Cowbell
David Parley
Sergio Santos
Shawn Hill
David Carpenter
Notary Thrashing
Bobby Reckoner
Sam Dyson

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Milky Cabrera
Jose Reyes
Emilio Fibonacci
John Buck

Josh Johnson
Mark Burlesque

EDITED TO ADD: Macerate Moisturize.

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8 Responses to Spell check as applied to the 2012 Toronto Blue Jays (and 2013 acquisitions)

  1. Dwarvishleaf says:

    Favourites are still Danny Farmhand and Brett Lawgiver from last year…Draw Unhitch is up there though!

  2. VivreLesExpos says:

    How can Jan Gomes not be a porn star with that name?

  3. Ben says:

    Colby Rasmus is missing from last year’s list

  4. Grinchy says:

    Haha Ryota Igarashi = Notary Thrashing

  5. Grinchy says:

    And of course, Jays former starting SS, Tuneless Escort.

  6. Justin says:

    You forgot new acquisition Mailer Azures

  7. Beau says:

    Personal fave is Emilio Fibonacci. Allure for both math geeks and “Da Vinci Code” lovers.

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