[From a year ago. These words are taken verbatim from CBC's Scott Oake during a postgame interview with Gabriel Landeskog. So all words are Oake's, arranged into the somewhat-insulting poetry that they are.]
Gabriel
You claim to be
from Sweden
But there’s little evidence of that
in your speech
and
(some would say)
very little evidence of that
in the style that you play
And that’s not to disparage Swedish players
…but…
umm…
“And, of course, your name is Swedish…”
Updated with a link to the video.